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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

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bulbatsar:

*sitting at home on tumblr*

"Ugh I can’t study—I should go to the library.

*goes to the library and looks at tumblr on phone*

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nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

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stability:

hot people are fun to look at

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nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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